PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the